I had a dream about my old government professor Mr. L, the other night. The more appropriate term would be fantasy. The whole dream was sex.

I enjoy helping you spell words when you ask, but I dread ever playing Scrabble with you again. Can we stick to Blokus and Monopoly? I love you, you just take too long and most of the words you try are not real words!

I don't tell S or N my true beliefs on anything. They probably wouldn't be my friends anymore. I really dislike talking about politics and religion.

I don't like to drink but it helps me to be sociable.